A French doctor concurs: "Fart or Die!"
See this link: http://theshortnames.com/2008/05/fart-or-die-french-doctor-warns/
Less a simulation than an exaltation, the timeless wellness anthem beckons for your timely farticipation... and fart you must... or you will die!
Upgrades will include random accompaniment generation, a bonus anthem & more!
Thanks for your prompt relief of needless bloating.